These stories are written by us (P Smith, C McGrail and P Crabtree) which means that we own the copyright on them.

This means that you can't just steal them to put on your shit blog, shit MSN group or shit geocities home page without asking.

No, really!

If you want to use one of our stories on your site, email us and ask nicely. We will almost certainly say "yes" providing you agree to give us a credit and a link.

Got that? Good.

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