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Alcho-babe  02.12.04, 13:40:12

Vodka's cool isn't it! I really like vodka, do you like vodka? I drink lots of Vodka and there's nothin wrong with me. People says Vodka is bad for you especialy if you drink it while drving, but I don't think so. Once I drank some Vodka and was sick until I was puking blood but I'm sure I just had the stomach flu. Do you know if you hold a bottle of Vodka up to your eye the Vodka soaks into your blood system quiker! I saw that on a film once. I tried it but I cut my eyelid on the glass and almost put my eye out so I think it was just a joke.