Cad File, with Peter Stringfellow






If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land!

But enough about hammers - what about me?

Hello! I'm Peter Stringfellow again (with the nightclub) and I've been around the world and his dog.

You just wouldn't believe some of the things I've seen recently - but I'm going to tell you about them anyway!

So - do you want to know what I've seen since last time?

I do!










Here are some of the things I've seen since before...

  • A flock of forty thousand dead dogs flying south for the winter
  • Red hot XXX naughty nympho nude naked lesbian lesbo teens licking, sucking, fisting and fucking in FREE hardcore anal porno sex porn pics
  • A blatant attempt to drive search engine traffic to a humorous website
  • The left hand side of Britney Spears begging for toads outside a non-existent synagogue
  • A tiny metallic badger pissing lukewarm iron filings into a sleeping smuggler's bouffant
  • A heavily pregnant Paul Daniels repeatedly tripping over a sack of Branston
  • Beethoven with a hangover gluing bees to a harness
  • Mr Sneeze dowsing for rusks
  • Sigourney Weaver surreptitiously stashing flotsam in PacMan's out-house
  • Prince Charles on stilts earnestly projecting images of twine onto a Pokemon factory
  • Madonna slowly spitting out tiny magnets near a building site
  • David Beckham nonchalantly flinging bags of rice up an effluent pipe
  • Rag Dolly Anna popping a cap in some mofo's ass
  • A signed photograph of the letter N
  • An underground train stopping at Aldgate for ages and ages and ages for no apparent reason
  • Kevin listening to the radio with his cock out
  • A pantomime horse in a Nike branded straightjacket
  • Tim Burton in "spaz dalek" tastelessness
  • Ant and Dec endoscoping each other for charity
  • Another homeless cyberman going through my bins
  • A controversial life size sculpture of Brazil made entirely out of throats
  • Un tonto feo gordo que traduce estas palabras
  • Wanton goose ownership
  • The Krankees kicking the shit out of a turtle in slow motion
  • Michael Portillo training a peacock to shout at his wrists
  • The world's first diced king
  • Transgenic mallard battery
  • Six nude puffins trying to hot-wire a horse
  • John Thaw's legs doing 90 on the freeway
  • A nuclear nun with a nine foot knob
  • A broken link







Ooh, he's here again: the man with the child in his eyes. (Done)








 



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